He beta be getting straight A's if not we're screwed

No worries, I am ;)

I'm sending prayers for my future husband/wife because I am a fucking handful

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> He better* be getting straight A's. If* not, we're screwed.

I'm sending prayers to my future husband, 'cause I might be good at school, but I'm really f***ing weird :P

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