A little late but I couldn't stop thinking about it

I mean like who wouldn't, guys? Like this is totes amazeballs!
*sarcasm intended*

*Humans*

I'm sure they didn't waste the wood after.

What if they were like "Hey, what do we do with all this leftover wood from the forest we just pruned? I know! Let's make a tree!"

Because art.

To burn later...

Leftover branches

First, probably leftover (too small to really build anything out of, diameter too small to make planks). Second, what are your goddamm Christmas cards made of? Checkmate, fuckers.