Iron man would be an awesome parent.

Hawkeye omfg

Nick fury "motherfucker did what? I'll have that stupid motherfucker arrested and locked away for the rest of his motherfucking life."

Agent Coulson : *allows daughter's bf to kill him to inspire her to kill her bf."

No actually I would have a stare down with him until he bowed down to me and told me I'm fabulous. And my daughter. Then we would go out for icecream and eat it infront of his sorry ass.

Hawkeye omg. I'm still laughing!

LOKI'D OH GOD I'M DYING

I feel like Thor and Loki would team up, and bring his sorry ass to the ground

Caw caw motherfuckers is from homestuck. Davesprite, anyone?

Black widow, ironman, or loki

Captain America! Thor! Black widow!

LLAAAMMEE