*Blushes* Thank you, we are awesome

Perfect murderers.

There's a lot of other evidence to consider, do go sround killing people though

LoL. This is an ironic statement since if you did suck dick, you'll still have your period and if your uterus sucked dick, you have a chance of not having your period or your period will be different. Mine cut in half when I got a boyfriend. We just did it on a towel & took a shower afterwards. Better then any hot pad/midol combo ever.

Wait, are you saying sex on your period makes you feel better?

Yup, it has been proved

*sends package of internet tampons*