Monday night: "YEAH, YEAH, WOOP, WOOP, WHY YOU ALL IN MY EAR? Talkin' a WHOLE BUNCH OF SHIT THAT I AIN'T TRYIN' TO HEAR! GET BACK, MOTHERFUCKER!" (the giant dollar sign hung to my neck goes bling-bling with each rhyme)
Tuesday night: "I SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN, UNTIL BRAINS SEEP IN, THROUGH THE CRACKS, BLOOD DOES LEAK!" (headbanging until I pass out)
Wednesday night: "KRRRSH KRRRSH KRRRSH KRRRSH KRRRSH KRRRSH!" (bad human beatbox cover of an harsh-noise/industrial track, stroboscope set at high speed)
Thursday night: "Aaaaaall iiiiis full of loooooove, you just ain't receiving-- aaaaaaal iiiiis full oooof looooove..." (older child's reaction: "what the fuck, dad?")
Tuesday night: "I SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN, UNTIL BRAINS SEEP IN, THROUGH THE CRACKS, BLOOD DOES LEAK!" (headbanging until I pass out)
Wednesday night: "KRRRSH KRRRSH KRRRSH KRRRSH KRRRSH KRRRSH!" (bad human beatbox cover of an harsh-noise/industrial track, stroboscope set at high speed)
Thursday night: "Aaaaaall iiiiis full of loooooove, you just ain't receiving-- aaaaaaal iiiiis full oooof looooove..." (older child's reaction: "what the fuck, dad?")