One vote for Dad's Love

That's a nice thought and all, but the diameter of the trunk is a vastly incorrect proportion to silver maple. I doubt any kind of maple would be able to adequately support a tire swing in just 20 short years of growth.

It doesn't matter, just get the point of the post

Monsanto magic maple;-)

You know you spot a douche when they try to take a feels post and turn into a shitstorm argument