My teachers usually add, "Is it sleeping in your bed?" or "Why didn't you stay at home as well?" That's when you can see the look of complete loathing on every face in the classroom.
I'm known for sassing teachers who are, well, assholes. You know, the sucky teachers that every school has. I was once being lectured for at least half an hour by a teacher because I had dropped my water bottle on the floor in the middle of a test. He stopped the test to scream his head off at me for being a major distraction to the class. I soon had enough of the bullshit and held up my hand, and i said "Excuse me, it has been over half an hour and you have yet to let us continue our test. You're the distraction. I made one loud sound for a second while you go ahead and waste everyone's time by yelling at me for an innocent accident. I have no time for this bullshit, so I'm going to continue the test. If you try to continue lecturing, I will ignore you. Everyone, let's please continue our test."
Simultaneously, we all looked back to our papers and continued. Red faced, our teacher sat down. What probably irritated him even more is that I got a perfect score on the test.
Simultaneously, we all looked back to our papers and continued. Red faced, our teacher sat down. What probably irritated him even more is that I got a perfect score on the test.