Off brand cereals sound like weird euphemisms for gay people

Mini spooners..?

Marshmallow Maties. Half the flavour and half the price.

This. This is the post I want to see before I die

they actually taste exactly the same. since we don't have the big American brands where I live, if I want some Lucky Charms or Fruit Loops I have to get a bow half the size of average for £8 pounds. These honestly taste exactly the same, look almost exactly the same, but for half the price and double the size. I have zero issues with them ;)

Tuttle fucking fruttie -Sid Haig

There ..y'know.... Honey nut scooters