New selfie stick

Before you hate on ME: I am NOT the one exposing his s/o for a bunch of kids to have a cheap laugh.

Fucking genius

I am actually 97% positive that is the best use for the selfie stick that I have ever seen

Isn't it called a monopod?

Bleach blonde, not that ugly and not that smart? Would hit 8/10. In a bar after midnight 10/10.