But momm

Mom: OH NOW ISN'T THAT JUST THE CUTEST
Me: you will regret this in about .2 seconds
Me: *starts screaming really loud mid store*

That dog looks like Franku
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El1BhIQFMfs

It's like the very touch of them on your body makes you want to vomit profusely

My mums usual problem is "Taldon, do you like this?"
Me : "does it come in black?"
Mum: " (-_-) I TOLD YOU NO MORE BLACK CLOTHES YOU CANT GO AROUND LOOKING LIKE A VAMPIRE!!!"
Me: "okay, blood red then?"
Mum: "buy your own clothes."