I'm not paying 10 dollars for a candy bar f*ck you

I'd pay $10 for a candy bar if a 5 course meal was $10

i got a tullamarine to Canberra flight (~600km) for $9

more like why are we not paying with muffins

Everything apart from your salary

Your caption is the next part of the post...

Then your paycheck would be...$10.

Welcome to coronavirus life