*Gasps* WHAT?!

THIS IS AN ABOMINATION
I DEMAND THEM TO BE DESTROYED

And I also think that knowing the presidents wives won't come up when I'm making dinner

Sometimes I feel we are all computer simulated and when we die, we wake up as aliens.

Real world also comes with a side of rent and disappointment for dessert

I use pen and paper much more than a calculator simply because I can never find a calculator and it's quicker to just add/subtract/multiply/divide by hand.

I feel so prepared. Omg. I definitely needed to know how to graph a tangent, but forget knowing how to find a house. Or get through college. Or do taxes. Nah, x=-b +/- sqrt of bSqrd-4ac /2a was way more important. Yes, I did remember that entire formula.I haven't been in school for a year.