Thor vs. Harry Potter

*whispers* maybe they were thinking of The Elder Wand which has a Thestral tail-hair core

*whispers* a typo doesn't make you uncultured

*whispers* you guys are nerds

*whispers* yes we are, and proud of it.

*whispers* Come over to the nerdy side. We have books and brownies.

*whispers* but I hated the first Harry potter movie

*whispers* no. and many wands had unicorn hair.

WHY ARE YOU ALL WHISPERING!?

*whispers* Because this is a whisper party.

*whispers* yeah with nerds whispering.

*whispers* Precisely.

*whispers* nerd

*whispers* Who wants to go marathon Harry Potter movies with me?

*whispers*'not me

*whispers* I'll bring the popcorn

*whispers* not_illuminati makes poor life choices.