They don't know what they're doing, obviously

Actually, Squidward has a clarinet :3

When half my marching band is saxes, EVERYONE HATES THE SAXES

Ah yes, dem Anglo-Saxes.

I don't hate ALL saxophones - tenor and bari are really cool. But then you get those sopranos......
*pulls out Deagle*

Ey, whatcha got against Tony Soprano?

Not THAT soprano, the Soprano Saxamaphones

Oh... *lowers assault rifle*, yeah that makes more sense *yells* HEY BOSS, HE AINT GONNA CAUSE NO HASSLE!