Oh you got food!

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You want to know how I got these scars?

But why would you put the knife part on the fork part like do you want me to lose the corner of my mouth?

Where's the buy button!

Wanna know how I get these scars?

"Knispork?"
"Thanks, man."

I see many trips to the ER in someone's future

We call it a Spife

That is house the joker got his scars.

i have numerous ones of those at home

It's called a spork btw

I always called it a sphorf... Spoon, PHork, kniFe