Doing my chemistry homework like

I'm doing chem homework too!

I was a stripper once, I worked in this place called the Helipad. It was pretty nice, there was this one guy there named Johnston, I think he was from Ireland or something, always talked about his time in the war. One of his stories really talked to me, so after hearing it I went home and slept, as I fell asleep I felt a hand on me, it was my cat. Ashtray told "Hey there Pastrami, its the first day of school" so I was like okay cool, I packed up my stuff and went to kindergarden. It sucked, this one kid stole my Animal crackers and said I couldn't play with them.