Garlic bread is love, garlic bread is life.

I prefer a slight hint of onion in my bread

Like. That garlic bread, tho

I don't like garlic bread

I spread my ass for garlic bread.

My friend sell his body for garlic bread

You must have no proper functioning genitals if u think garlic bread is better than sex. And if you do have proper functioning genitals than you must have a weird fetishes of fucking garlic bread because there's no other way sexual pleasure is better than taste of a ok food. You sick bastard.