When you order two cakes with "Happy birthday on both"

Hail my king

Erect a monument in my honour

That's not the only thing raised in your honour

Sounds fancy lemme see

How about we take this back to your place?

The friendzone

You merely adopted the friendzone. I was born in it. Moulded by it.

You didn't see a relationship until you were a man and by then it was nothing but gay

So it is a relationship??
I so happy rn (2)

Hey guys
Guess who's gay?

Us
*weddings bells*

This is it.
Ily= I love you
Brb = be right back
PV = nRT

LEON = CUNT

No

=

No

Thats consent right there

And that's withdrawn consent right there

2 hours 19 minutes and 30 seconds too late

Or not, you know. The whole time I was planning it so I never really said yes

See how well that stands up in court. Cuz I'll stand up really well

So will we ;)