I've never seen a cat sit like this before

........

my god it looks like an animatronic...

my precious

Reminds me of L from Death Note.
"If I were to sit normally my deductive skills would be decreased by 40%."

What the hell

It looks like it's about to play leapfrog or somethong

The "Day after anal" position

Its about to beat Usian Bolt

Looks like he's taking a dump