I would punch the lion with the computer then go on Funsubstan Or Whatever ..maybe Call Dominos Pizza And Watching Netflix While I Use The Lion As A Pillow
Yep, like me for example. Just a complete loser whom social life both in RL and the Web is completely non-existing, who discovered FS a couple of months ago and has probably never been on 9-g-a-g. Now if you'll excuse me I'll go back to my cave.
Why are people so hard on themselves? Damn. Don't think of yourself like that, think of yourself as a badass. Who cares what others think? Have some confidence. At least on the internet.
Mate I never cared about what others think...there's a good lot of things about me that are making me hard on myself and everything....working on it, cannot say I know it's going to work, but I'm trying...besides...social life? I'll pass on that, thanks....now time to try where
Smash the computer soI have sharp shards of glass and plastic to defend my self in case the lion attacks.
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Not only could you use the Glass shards, you could rip the cord out of the computer and used the exposed wires to shock the lion, maybe catch it on fire if you are lucky
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I could also throw the water on the lion and shock it.
You guys are so violent, why do you want to kill the lion straight away? nobody said he has or has not eaten, you can try and befriend him in some way, than as a last resource - or if it tries to kill you first - you shock the motherf***er on the spot
Then let the lion eat me.
not that hard