Video game characters

Well, the Egg there is a mighty magical dick.

i honestly don't see the problem...
*grits my teeth furiously behind the screen*

Wait... you guys are trying to tell me this is NOT the way you drink tea???

I have this game (Dragon Age Inquisition) and he drinks just fine...

no what i'm waiting for is realistic digging like dirt and burying bodies and such, and how digging just looks so fake