A miracle indeed

Well, I once knew a guy who climbed inside a rubbish bin, shut the lid, and then peed inside it.
I sh*t you not.
And thankfully, neither did he.

My friend and I pissed in a bottle, lit it up, and threw it.

I onve took some random leaves and blended them with some water and sugar and gave it to a random stranger and he drank it and said it tasted delicious

i took a shit in the garden when i was 6 years old