This guy is a f*cking legend

I think he's a fucking douche. Especially if you take into consideration that others may have worked to meet the deadline, probably not meeting their full potential due to the deadline, but still handed it in and got a less than appreciable mark.

Does anyone know the font? (serious question)

You're pretty good at life, you know

Most professors now make students turn things in electronically by midnight or noon. Otherwise students with the tues/thurs class have more time than mom/wed

And also, when the professor sees (or is shown) this story and the ones like it, he never believes a student's excuse again.