Rules of robots

Okay but like ... That's stupid.
If robots gain sentience they'll have free will. And much like strict pastors kids, they'll rebel and people will end up dead.

I remember studying this in computer science a few years ago, we got to watch irobot in class!

......... people find her attractive?

Would it be cheating if you had sex with a robot while you're married or would it just be masturbation like using a dildo or a penis pump?

Aren't there just three rules? If 4-7 are jokes, then that's fine, but some people might actually believe it and make a fool of themselves later.
EDIT: I realized that the top three are a *bit* different from the originals. Carry on!

I don't like 3 and 4.