Growing older is not that funny

I'm 17 now and I have no clue what comes next

I'm 14 and already confused.

I'm 31 and now it's "where are my socks? Where are my kids' socks? Why are there toys in my fridge?"

Don't bother trying to figure anything out until you've already tried the thing you thought you wanted to do.

The nargles took them.

I am 20 and I am definitely in the searching for my socks stage... What comes next? Fml...