How unfortunate...

We had a substitute teacher named Mr.Dick in like second grade.

We had a substitute teacher named gay butts... let just say she doesnt sub anymore.

Our principal is Mrs. Nampon (Tampon)

We had a teacher called ms. Cobbledick and once i accidently said hey miss, do you gobble dicks?

My neighbours last name is Butt

There is a dude in my school with the last name dudett

My friend's history teacher is called Mr. Santamaria, but we call him Mr. Santadiarrhea

I had a sub named mr semen once ahh good times

This guy's last name in my school is dicksücker