I pledge allegiance, to Cap's butt it is the United States of America.
And to his ass, for which it stands two Buttcheeks, indivisible with liberty and justice for all.
does no one know you're not supposed to wear the flag as clothing??
"The flag should not be used as "wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery", or for covering a speaker's desk, draping a platform, or for any decoration in general (exception for coffins). Bunting of blue, white and red stripes is available for these purposes"
from the flag code
And to his ass, for which it stands two Buttcheeks, indivisible with liberty and justice for all.
"The flag should not be used as "wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery", or for covering a speaker's desk, draping a platform, or for any decoration in general (exception for coffins). Bunting of blue, white and red stripes is available for these purposes"
from the flag code