Weird

My mom tells me to go to hell all the time..lol

My mom tells me to go make my own coffin and start digging a hole in the back yard

Nope. Americans say elevator instead of lift and "I love you " instead of "you're a disappointment "

You say tomayto, I say tomahto.....you say I'm a disappointment....I say why didn't you ever love me.....*cries into cereal*

I heard british people say "sherlock is a girls name" instead of i love you...

That escalated quickly.