I'd have a party with the whales... we'd have a whale of a time.

I am... And it's delightful. Beautiful sandy beaches and nothing to do but drink on them.

There's a picture of my house. Somewhere there on the South Island of New Zealand. If you squint you can imagine seeing it.

When I was in middle school I used to think there was a big piece of land in the pacific ocean

Sorry to revive a long-dead post, but...... Life of Pi is an amazing book.