Should I call the cops?

Aw come on mom, that's all she's asking when she has a kid hostage??

Woah! They have red velvet oreos! WHAAAAAT?

Wait one fucking second!!!
Red Velvet OREOs Exist?
Why the fuck haven't I heard of them?

I could see some stuff going down like this for some red velvet oreos. They're delicious

wow is that lee sin