Black Jelly Beans

I always knew they tasted like shit for a reason.

I hate the black jelly beans but my sister loves them

I always wondered what eggs and rabbits had to do with easter until recently. Turns out, easter is yet another pagan celebration appropriated by christians. Its a celebration of some Babylonian fertility Goddess, Ishtar (you can tell how the pronounciation could have been made into Easter) whose symbols were an egg and a rabbit. Coz y'know, rabbits are horny mofos. Anyway, basically, easter was originally a celebration of sex