There's a story behind this...

Ooh, that´s kinda sad...

Who ever thinks mini vans aren't cool has never owned one. They rule. Going some place? You can fit all your friends. Kicked out of your house? Plenty of room to sleep. To drunk to drive? Plenty of room to sleep. Need some "private time" with someone or yourself at a party? Sneak out to your mini van.

"But then my AC broke."