Once I had a boy over and we were playing Wii (My sister was there too) and then my dad sneezed and the guy legit feel off of his chair!
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· 9 years ago
Dude your dad is not boss enough. Ok, here's what I'll start with. Once, I sneezed and I flew backwards (off a chair) onto the floor, and while I was falling my glasses flew off too, but forward, hit the table in front of me, hit me again, hit the table again, and hit me finally just before i hit the floor. #getrekt
I never sneeze "with my nose" or else I'll get a nosebleed.. So I more likley basiclly scream and it happened once in chemistry class and my teacher stopped talking, looked me in the eyes and said "Valerie, your sneezes can wake up a dead one from his grave" , made a little pause, and continiued the lesson.
I guess I'd be and awesome dad
She sneezes like "AAAAHHHH"
Just a scream, no Choo..
It's bloody terrifying.
I guess I'd be and awesome dad