Mothers

Once my mum accused of spending too much money and every time I ask her for money she'd go off her head and be like "WHERE'S ALL THE MONEY I GIVE YOU! blah blah blah"
she didn't know that I was saving up all my money too buy her a diamond necklace, ha ha mothers. She felt pretty bad.

Last night my mum told me she was worried about me being radicalised and going off to fight in Syria for ISIS because I talked about buzzfeed.

My step mom cancelled our family trip to Hawaii because I told a lie.

Several times I'll have a normal face and she'll nearly yell at me, saying she'll slap the look off my face, and that I'm being "pouty". She'll also be sitting and doing nothing , make me stop what I'm doing even if I'm in a middle of a game, and tell me to do something that she could of done. And if i don't do it quickly she'll yell.

She almost kicked me out of the house for getting a F on a math test

I was 10

I cried

A lot

My mother got a job, even though my dad's job was enough for us to live on (our family of 6). Even though my dad put every dollar he ever earned into a shared bank account, he never saw any of the money my mum earned from her job.
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One day, out of the blue, she quit her job at a furniture store, and claimed that my dad had bullied her into quitting. All he ever did was ask why she had to work every weekend and Friday night, which meant that he had to spend his entire weekend looking after his 4 children, and doing housework.
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So, while all your mothers sound crazy, I have more stories to tell. Because my mother actually has bipolar disorder.
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Which is why my dad divorced her, and I now live with my dad. Life is good, people.