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OH DAMN SON I THINK FS NEEDS TO STOP SHIPPING LOKI AND ME AND START SHIPPING LOKI AND YOU

Wait I thought you were shipped with bookhoarder? You better not be shipped with Loki! I mean uh, yeah maybe idk :3

Yeah, sorry bro. I am shipped with book hoarder, but according to the shippers I'm also married to Loki. But I'll divorce her for you, bro!

There's like 17 people shipping us and we are 2 people's OTPs. I didn't know I was competing!

....Have I been here long enough to be shipped?

*pushes divorce papers towards strangelyacoustic*

Yeah I'm with kass, can I be shipped or no?

Yes! You both can be shipped!

Yus

Potter... I'll ship you. Let me find the right person for you

Uh. Okay •_•

Well you're attractive, so I'll probably pair you with somebody attractive. How old are you?

Haha well thank you very kindly! 17.

Hey me too! I'll find somebody on here for ya :D