*makes strange noise*

Please don't touch me, I am a wild fangirl and my kind doesn't react well to other humans

or when it's a family member you don't like

That was me 2 months ago at my great grandmas birthday party

It's funny because it's so true

Parks and rec is the best ever :D

Better than being hugged by some random at church who "thought you looked like you needed one" when really your resting bitch face was just enjoying itself...