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loki_laufeyson
· 9 years ago
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Bathtubs. More deadly than sharks
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guest
· 9 years ago
Falling out of bed. More dangerous than sharks.
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deleted
· 9 years ago
Being wrong on the internet. More dangerous than all combined.
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deleted
· 9 years ago
Darth Vader kills 600 people a year? Can't decide if that seems low or high for him.
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guest
· 9 years ago
Okay, but vending machine week doesn't sound that great.
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catbugs_sugar_peas
· 9 years ago
It annoys me so much that things we could easily prevent like texting and black Friday kill so many people
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guest
· 9 years ago
I hate when people give the statistics of how many people are killed by sharks, you are in the water a lot less than you do all of those other things of course there is a greater chance of you dying doing something that you do on a regular basis
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guest
· 9 years ago
This is just a way of showing that sharks aren't as dangerous has movie portray them to be.
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deleted
· 9 years ago
Scuba diver here, let me just tell you that if you aren't an idiot or super unlucky then they aren't dangerous. If a shark comes towards you with intent to attack, punch it in the face. That's not even a joke. If it bites you, it will most likely let go immediately because neoprene is not food. Attacks are extremely rare, even if you bait it.
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buttersensei
· 9 years ago
I was just scrolling down, waiting for "sharks" and then I saw it.
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peregrine
· 9 years ago
RUSSIA
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halesyeah
· 9 years ago
I guess I'll stop choking myself whilst I j/o and light a doobie instead.
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deleted
· 9 years ago
Putting on pants 4
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neptunegalaxy
· 9 years ago
It kills way too many
deleted
· 9 years ago
Why is there no drug or alcohol ones?
gamzee
· 9 years ago
Once I got haunted by a hippo.
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guest
· 9 years ago
Texting, ahem
neptunegalaxy
· 9 years ago
Oh come on guys, ANTS?
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theduckknight
· 9 years ago
So does that mean I'm better off being protected by a guarddeer?
guest
· 9 years ago
Black Friday does not kill anywhere near 550 people a year. That would be insane. It's more like...1.
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deleted
· 9 years ago
Dr doofenshmirtz was right about the vending machines
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yeroc790
· 9 years ago
Dang
