I'm not even allowed to read Harry Potter because of the "demonic witchcraft and sorcery"...
(My parents have no idea that I'm reading it without their permission!)
I'm not allowed inside the house whenever my aunt is over because apparently it's not okay to repeatedly throw holy water at her and yell be gone Satan! followed by "Crap this is a level 10 demon! SAMMY GET THE SALT AND THE EXORCISM BOOK!" Sammy was my pet hamster from when I was a kid. And to be fair she kept saying how I had no future, cussing me out, and calling my mother certain that I will not repeat. So I asked to stop saying that, I was about 10 and it was the day before my birthday, but instead she spit on me and told me to go cry her a river. My parents weren't home but both my grandma's and my one grandpa was, but they understood little english, my aunt is from my dad side and doesn't like my mother for petty reasons, and by petty I mean she was jealous of my mother and the fact that my siblings and I respect our mother where as hers tell her to fuck off. Back to the story my grandparents gave her lecture as expected she told them she didn't care, they asked if I was okay
because they saw her spit on me, I told yeah I was okay, but I would get her back before the day was over. They said go for it and they would calm down my parents for going to far. And thus the reason why I did what I did to her. My grandparents high-fived me after I did. I said everything in spanish for them to understand. But what I didn't know was that the local priest who is a friend of my dad was visiting and saw the whole thing. My parents yelled at me but my older siblings all high-fived me when I got to our room. So on my birthday my parents sent me to go to confession, when I got there I told the priest why I did what I did, I could tell he wanted to smirk but instead told me all was forgiven to say a couple our fathers. But after everything was done and he' was back in to his civilian clothes after mass was over he high-fived me and told karma would get her back, it always does, and to try putting holy water and salt in her drinks, because its easier to get the demons.
and that he was happy to meet a supernatural fun. All in all it was worth it. And I did put holy water and salt in her drink which was punch last year at a family reunion, to which she yelled out it burns. My grandpa was outside with me and I heard him mumble "I knew she was really a demon." second best day of my life.
The Catholic church doesn't believe in or teach about karma, only devine retribution or blessings. Your story would be more believable if you bothered to research the most basic of facts.
(The witch)
(My parents have no idea that I'm reading it without their permission!)