Thankfully They're Extinct

At dawn, WE RIDE!

These Replies Are Hilarious

At dusk, WE CONQUER!

HILARIOUS I SAY

At midnight, WE ROAST MARSHMALLOWS!

I FUCKING LOVE MARSHMELLOWS!

ME TOO!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

MMMMMMMMMHMMMHMM! *tries to answer but can't because my mouth is full of marshmallows.*

MARSHMALLOWS

Ok guys I have a plan for battle. We eat marshmallows and then ride these alligator horses into battle against the marshmallow haters. Who's with me?

CHHHHHHHAAAAARRRRGGGGGEEEEE....INTO THE BAG OF GIANT MARSHMELLOWS!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO onward fellow marhsmallowers

ROAR! *shoots flaming marshmallows into the enemy's ranks*

The marshmallow army shall conquer *battle cry*

What is our battle cry?

*clears throat*
Ahem.
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE

That seriously gave me a giggling fit.

Me too and im the one who posted it XD *laughs at own joke because it's funny and self admittedly have no life*

Meh. I laugh at my own jokes all the time. What would be the point if I didn't find my own jokes funny?

Exactly!

IT SEEMS WE HAVE FORGOTTEN WE ARE IN BATTLE
ATTACK THE ENEMY
THIS IS MARSHALANDIAAAAAAAA

FOR FREEDOM OF ALL MARSHMELLOWS!

LETS TAKE DOWN THE RUTHLESS MARSHMELLOW HATERS

ONWARD MARSHMALLOW FELLOWS!

THE TACO FORCES ARE STRONG BUT THEY WILL NOT DEFEAT US!

THE TACOS MAY HAVE TACO BELL ON THEIR SIDE BUT WE HAVE THE MARSHMALLOWS!!
Chaaaaaaaaaargeeeeeeeee

WE WILL TEAR THEIR MEAT FROM THEIR SHELLS!

No wait! The Tacos are not our enemy, we must join forces with them if we want to defeat the rival... Burritos!

No! Burritos are awesome! We must attack the evil anchovies!

WAIT SO WHO DO WE ATTACK THEN IS IT THE ANCHOVIES OR THE BURRITOS OR THE TACOS BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO ACCIDENTALLY ATTACK MY ALLIES

THE ANCHOVIES!

OKAY NEW TARGET THE ANCHOVIES
THIS IS MARSHMALANDIA

I liked "Obama" better than "battle"- made me laugh. xD

I can just imagine someone riding this into Obama, but then it just kind of bounces off him and Obama gives a "not again" look to the guy on the dinosaur

No you would hit the White House fence first. Now with extra spikes!