I be staying away from farms

"Moo moo, mothafucka."

Also, fun fact, more people die by vending machines than shark attacks per year.

But cows have always been nice to me.

Well these facts base on probability. So it doesnt mean a shark is more dangerous than a shark, it means you're most likely to be near a cow than to a shark.
Same with "you are most likely to die in a car crach than a plane crash"
That's because you don't ride a plane everyday.

They're probably mad people keep tipping them over.