My broken body

Some guys have all the luck. [sad music plays] I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs and every night I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

Damn girl you are popping.

Waiting for the spongebob quote

I sometimes see some cr@p "art" that sells for an ungodly amount, and here's something that actually speaks.