errands

Are you finished with those errands yet?

scaring the crap out of people... in the dark!

I don't see anyt-OH MY GOD

The first thing I did was make sure it wasn't a gif...

We have a battery operated SpongeBob cookie jar at the bakery where I work, and at times when nobody touches him or you're alone, he'll randomly go off, saying things like, "That felt great! I feel empowered." Or just laugh, which is really creepy when you're closing up and it's dark out...