After many years living here... it becomes clear.

In Alberta its:
-winter
- 2nd winter
-less snow, getting warmer
-3rd winter, 10,000 ft of snow
- summer! Thank god!
- 4th winter
(Rinse and repeat)

The seasons of Florida:
1. Freezing to a lot of Floridians but is actually just cold. (Some days are hot).
2. Hot.
3. Hot and humid.
4. Sometimes cold but mostly hot.

Same in Maine :(

Canadian seasons sound like the Game of Thrones

As a melbournian, it'll be impossible to tell the weather. Anyone else from Melbourne to share my pain with?