WTF did I just read?

I cried for 6ever

thz iz vry cute n tching i rl lik ds

Wow I had to read that thrice

*blinks*
*turns off computer*
*goes outside*

rt if yoo cri evrytiem

*circumspectly looks around* *whispers* still a better love story than twilight *throws sparkles and disappears*

Lik if u crei evrytiem

This is typical drunk tumblr speech. And I am sad to say that I understood that perfectly well.

Why is the word chair in all caps is it meant to be read more intensely or what