Make the best of it

Whenever me and my sisters would play princess we would spend the entire time trying to get each other thrown off the thrown, we would have fake wars, and even fake assassinations on each other. There was no time for tea parties, that bitch thought she was gonna be queen!

Haha. You know those stories about the fair maiden being kidnapped by the dragon, and the knight in shining white armor would come to save her? When I was a kid-I suppose it's important to mention I'm a girl-I wanted to be the knight. Occasionally I even wanted to be the dragon(I'd win, of course). For some reason, I never cared for the princess stories. I had a red tutu I would wear over jeans, and even then that was because my mom told me how tough ballerina's were.