The only reason the Holy Guy in the sky is endorsing Apple is cause he's met Steve Jobs. Probably still talks to him. Can you imagine how awkward it would be to tell dead Steve that you were switching companies? "Hey look, Steve, you're a great guy and all, but android is just easier and my boi the pope isn't the most tech savvy guy... Also Moses said that he used your maps software. That's why he got lost, you really think I did that?"
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