This tortoise has been alive for 183 years

You deserve roasting

They might say read a history book. Or they might say the history book lies

I mean he was born in the industrial revolution. He lived through the Mexican American war, the Civil war, the transcontinental railroad, the 1896 olympics, and both world wars so he might make a good history teacher

Not to mention the moon landing, the telephone, the television, and a whole lot of other shit