No thanks, you keep it

If it's a toddler I'd probably like it more. Probably.

Do you get that a lot? People asking you to hold their baby?

How could you do that? Asking someone to hold your baby is a violation of their bodily autonomy.

This post has made my day so great that I am going to go and be nice to my enemies

Hahhaha! Oh Yuck those things were gross