I honestly detest this time of year

I ate so much play-doh I wasn't allowed to play with it anymore.

I learned most of my English in pre-k so I got a sticker AND a cookie

Pre-k graduation, kindergarten graduation, now middle school graduation. Enough is freaking enough!

I fell off the stage when I ran to get my "Diploma"

If they don't start rewarding the process early enough, you idiots won't spend $40,000 on a BA 20 years later. Stimulus/response.

colleen