I'M A STONER YO LET'S GO ATTEMPT TO DO THE WHIP

I've had 932 marijuanas.

Oh yeah? I've had over 9000 tons of cocaine

you have a problem.

I think he's dead

Not anymore

YOU'RE A GUY?!

Yes I have the genitilia

He's a guy-dog, yes

I honestly didn't know until now. Wow. Kibbles sounded so feminine to me.

It's a dog food

I thought kibbles was the name of your dog.

I've always wanted a dog named Kibbles. A sheltie to be exact. I'd name it Kibbles, and on the dog tag it would say "you are what you eat" under the name.

AH. Quite clever. So how come you never got that dog?